Welcome to Saint Paul, Ya'll! | ||
A Blunt Object Exclusive! Presenting the Top Secret RNC rejected logos! See them up close! | ||
Conservatives are the new moral relativists! God hates you and your knocked up kids! That makes you an average American! Now we can identify with you! | ||
After you're offended . . . | ||
don't forget to be ashamed too! | ||
Then see The Bridges of Hennepin County! | ||
Children are the future! You're next! | ||
Now go to to the next page! | ||
We're givin' you a numba an' takin' 'way yer name! | ||
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